I’m so sorry this picture is blurry. I was drunk.
If you’re thinking that I’ve gone on to photo editing site pic monkey and had an unhinged binge on all the cheesy Christmas features, then Sherlock, you’d be right. I’m just another of those jump-the-Christmas-gun mad-excited-in-October bloggers who really should be rounded up and put in a dark room to calm down. But I’m not in a dark room, I’m loose in the community and here is my Christmas stocking filler guide for men folk, strictly cologne free, because really I think the five ad per break in Christmas cooking shows campaign has well and truly alerted the public to the availability of manfume. The one with Simon Baker (guy from The Mentalist) doing a sexy smile while walking up a rainy street and handing a woman his umbrella is particularly sickening. He is nice to look at though.
If your man/men is doing movember, it may have given them the idea that they are actually a rugged adventurer, to reinforce this delusion, buy them a survival guide, but be prepared to have your garden whittled into hunting spears.
Fun T Shirt
If your Men Folk are anything like mine, they don’t like clothes shopping, so if you can combine a fun ‘ho ho ho’ slogan AND an item of clothing that they wont have to buy themselves, well snow balls and snow cones, that is what we call a win win.
Stick on Moustaches
For when you need facial hair at short notice. We’ve all been there.
Stand up DVD
This one if Rhod Gilbert but obviously buy according the man in question’s comic tastes, Just don’t buy unless you do know their tastes, giving Granddad something that cuts too close to the bone could be embarrassing.
Tabsco Jelly beans
For some reason a lot of men seem to enjoy blowing the taste buds out of their own face, but each to their own, and these beans look like fun.
I don’t actually know what these are called because it’s all in Japanese (or something) but they sell them in Muji and they look cool. The men folk can enjoy slotting the bits together to make a little model with which they can decorate their men areas around the house. Nice.
Getting drunk on Christmas day can be a great way of supporting the local community, source a couple of nice ales from a local independent shop, tie a ribbon around it’s neck and know that you have killed two good turn birds with one snowball.
Original Source- black pepper and chilli
A man with stinky pits is a danger to himself and society, we all know this, and since I love original source shower gels in general, I though this rather unusual flavour would excite the interest and cleanse the flesh.
Love love, and christmas kiss kisses to you all,
PS. I’ve gone through and corrected a few typos now, I do apologies about the abnormally prolific distribution of them, but I was doing this post with the laptop balanced on my lap while I cooked a Sunday dinner. I hope you can forgive me.