Turkey With A Death Wish


Turkey with a death wish,
Turkey wants to die,
Turkey sees the coke ad,
And knows the end is nigh,

Turkey shouts ‘kill me now!’,
Until his voice is hoarse,
Turkey goes to sleep at night,
On a bed of cranberry sauce,

Turkey’s hinting to the farmer,
That his life should be forsaken,
Turkey keeps the winter chill off,
With a coat that’s made of bacon,

Turkey’s heart feels empty,
He’s looking twice his age,
Turkey hopes this hole inside,
Can be filled with pork and sage,

Turkey with a death wish,
Turkey wants to die,
Turkey hopes his cold cuts,
Will be put into a pie.

Gwen

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About Gwen and Elinor

Two bloging buddies who love tea and biscuits.
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