Monthly Archives: February 2015

Tip Top Teas

If I fell off a bridge, I would want a builders brew. And come to think of it the same please after a mugging, a long day in town, a long day anywhere else, or if I had just received … Continue reading

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75th Cake

Every time I suggest to a customer that they might like a green cake, I get a funny look and a quick dismissal. “Green? What, like snot? Like a big horrid gunge cake? I think not silly woman, I think … Continue reading

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Avocado and Chocolate Milkshake

I was alone in the kitchen with four avocados and time to kill, shit was gonna go down. This actually tasted really nice, and I slurped it up through a paper straw while watching a period drama, I felt so … Continue reading

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