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British Holiday

Transit van, Thermos flask, Tartan blanket, Plaster cast, Ginger biscuit, Brighton peer, Lovely cuppa, Is it dear? Beach is no-go, Antiques road show, Sod it, Rain, The kids can pogo, More rice cripies? Conan, Christie, Who made lanes, So bloody … Continue reading

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Interview With an Inactive Blogger

With her wide spanning inactivity on gob stoppingly named blog ‘Life the Universe and would you pass the Custard creams’ I decided to catch up with illusive and mono talented writer Gwen Braknell in her Birmingham home to find out … Continue reading

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Mary and the Toothbrushes

The lesson for this post dear reader is never let your Dad get an idea in his head so he can blurt it out at the worst possible moment. I’m repairing a statue of the Virgin Mary thanks to Dad … Continue reading

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And in she fell like a drunken water-buffalo

  Owie…no I’m not drunk (despite the title of this post it refers more to reappearance on the blog after long absence – it amused me) No I’m not drunk but I feel like the interwebs are slowly frying my brain. I struggle … Continue reading

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Gigour Mortis

The disallowed and the disaffected, In a pub that smells of disinfectant, Disappointment and disarray, As the dishcloth dystopian cabaret, Mount the stage and discharge, A dearth of dismal dirges, Dispelling any kindly urges of applause, Or pause, for any … Continue reading

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Veg Patch Cake

This was my sister in law’s birthday cake, I’ve seen cakes like it floating around pinterest and it was a lot of fun to make one myself. The soil is dark brown sugar if you’re wondering. Find me (cake) on … Continue reading

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Feed the Soul

A small poem based on a random youtube comment I saw the other day. The comment appears on the last line. Warm and soft beneath my fingers, Now all is gone, now life is cinders, Perhaps I’m only trying to … Continue reading

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Appetite at Night

At night suppressing thoughts of hunger, That supper was a time ago, And dreaming of the fridge’s plunder, Humming gently floors below. Gwen

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Royal Iced Winterland

Gwen

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Winter Bunnies Birthday Cake

A wintery gluten free birthday cake for my sister who is 11! Gwen

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