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Interview With an Inactive Blogger

With her wide spanning inactivity on gob stoppingly named blog ‘Life the Universe and would you pass the Custard creams’ I decided to catch up with illusive and mono talented writer Gwen Braknell in her Birmingham home to find out … Continue reading

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Feed the Soul

A small poem based on a random youtube comment I saw the other day. The comment appears on the last line. Warm and soft beneath my fingers, Now all is gone, now life is cinders, Perhaps I’m only trying to … Continue reading

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Christmas Past. Lessons Learned. Notes To Self

1.Don’t wear a dress. Christmas being a special day, it may seem like a good time to wear a special dress. It’s not. Be real, if there’s even a change you’ll be crawling on your belly under a six foot … Continue reading

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The Pillowcase Race

The pillowcase race, The pillowcase race, I gave a good hop, And I got first place, The pillowcase race, Rub it in your face, I’m a duvet champ, And you’re a disgrace, The pillowcase race, I’ve got pure down pace, … Continue reading

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Gardening Fail

Only yesterday I was telling my sister in law in an email that I am no renowned gardener. I do grow chillies, but only with minimal effort (say ‘shit, shit, shit’ and run to water them after a week of … Continue reading

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The Skive

Playin’ hookie at the bookie, Only there for half a tick, Got a ticket for a horse, And a rumour that I’m sick, Then drivin’ down the road, Clackity clack, In my banged up, piece of shit, Cadillac, Got a … Continue reading

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Awakening

Bulging barrels, beer on tap, Outside the pub; a thunder clap, Carpet soaked and trodden damp, By tripping, dripping drunkard stamp, Buttocks perched on backless stools, Stories spun in endless spools, And Marvin Got The Blues Malone, Sipped his larger … Continue reading

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The Never Ending Eulogy

The never ending first chapter… Memories so sweet, Memories so sour, This eulogy for you, Could take another hour, The funeral buffet Is developing a scum, But I’m gonna keep on yapping ‘Till every bum is numb, Snoring can be … Continue reading

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I Just hit the deck…

You know when you trip and catch yourself and think ‘oops, he he he, nearly fell over there.’ Well, I thought I’d done that. But then I realised I was still at a 60 degree angle and hadn’t caught myself … Continue reading

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Wot U Lookin’ At?!

Honestly mate, you really shouldn’t try, D’you wanna know why? I’ve got scars on my thigh, Scored down there by a deadly samurai, And I’d show each one of you ruffian teens, But I can’t roll up my skinny jeans, … Continue reading

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