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Tag Archives: humor
Imperial Measure
You’re mad, you kid! That’s pushing four quid! I aint made of money, And I’m gonna blow me lid, I’ve been queuing half the night, At this bar to buy a pint, But when the bill is half my mortgage, … Continue reading
Do Not Unwrap Before the Checkout
Your je ne sais quoi, Didn’t get you very far, When that copper tried to nick you, For going naked to the spar, Got no paddle, up a creek, A crack in your argument, So to speak, A supper market’s … Continue reading
Human Nature
And the moonlight snogged the ocean, And the morning sky did blush, But the earth is sentimental, And the rivers always gush, The rain fell on the moor, He’s always clumsy when he’s drunk, And the forest’s always pissed, With … Continue reading
The Derren Brown Poem
You know when you attempt some tidying up, but what you actually do is sit reading old essays for two hours, from a course you did years ago that you’re not really interested in, but still feel slightly depressed about how bad your memory … Continue reading
Are you still here?
Well, we find ourselves at the 23rd of December 2012 and it’s STILL not the end of the world, and to think we were al so looking forward to it! I was sitting with Elinor on the night of the … Continue reading
In which Gwen feels a poem coming on…
The Kleptomaniac By Gwen I can’t complain, you’re rather nice; Took things in hand when we had mice, Fixed up all the leaking drains, Sympathised with period pains, You fill out all the taxing forms, You cut the hedge, you … Continue reading
