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The Way It Is

You’d fly me to the moon and back, On love that lasts and lasts, I’d fly along quite willingly, But I really can’t be arsed. Gwen Advertisements

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Mandy Malone…

Mandy Malone flicked through the bible and soon got the general jist, she decided that on Monday week she’d be a door to door evangelist, the maximise the rewards of her good and noble cause and what with all the … Continue reading

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The Pillowcase Race

The pillowcase race, The pillowcase race, I gave a good hop, And I got first place, The pillowcase race, Rub it in your face, I’m a duvet champ, And you’re a disgrace, The pillowcase race, I’ve got pure down pace, … Continue reading

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Turkey With A Death Wish

Turkey with a death wish, Turkey wants to die, Turkey sees the coke ad, And knows the end is nigh, Turkey shouts ‘kill me now!’, Until his voice is hoarse, Turkey goes to sleep at night, On a bed of … Continue reading

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