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Gigour Mortis

The disallowed and the disaffected, In a pub that smells of disinfectant, Disappointment and disarray, As the dishcloth dystopian cabaret, Mount the stage and discharge, A dearth of dismal dirges, Dispelling any kindly urges of applause, Or pause, for any … Continue reading

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Feed the Soul

A small poem based on a random youtube comment I saw the other day. The comment appears on the last line. Warm and soft beneath my fingers, Now all is gone, now life is cinders, Perhaps I’m only trying to … Continue reading

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Appetite at Night

At night suppressing thoughts of hunger, That supper was a time ago, And dreaming of the fridge’s plunder, Humming gently floors below. Gwen

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The Older Lass

The older lass, The years have passed, Looks crinkled in the looking glass, Her hair was fair, Now bald and bare, Frame lodged in the easy chair, By hook or crook, She’d run amok, But medication must be took, And … Continue reading

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The Way It Is

You’d fly me to the moon and back, On love that lasts and lasts, I’d fly along quite willingly, But I really can’t be arsed. Gwen

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Biting Talk

Attack me with your biscuits, Bring on your custard creams, I’ve got the biggest appetite, That Hampshire’s ever seen, It’ll shock you to see this, I can never be peevish, Can’t be unhappy, With crumbs in my cleavage, I take … Continue reading

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Let’s Go Through

General Marbles, Talking garbles, And his trousers are too taut, Dr Sinner’s backed a winner, And he’s passing around the port, The government is garble goop, Jerry’s sleeping in his soup, And the vicar dropped a match, Harry is engaged, … Continue reading

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The Manse That Fell Apart

The manse that fell apart, The manse that fell apart, Appliances that spark, In the manse that fell apart, Carpet psycodellia, Your retainers beware, It’s a snap shot from the seventies, Woodchip everywhere, Don’t park your carcass on the sofa, … Continue reading

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Prospects

Squirrel and Hedgehog went to space in a hairspray lid, In a lid they went to space, And by travelling this way they saved a few quid, And their hair was neatly in place, In place, Their hair as neatly … Continue reading

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Camp Brew

The tent’s occupants have a thirst to quench, They’ve walked for miles over farm field and grove, So come back now to the portable stove, They’ve walked for miles over meadow and nettle, So come back now to the portable … Continue reading

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