British Holiday

Transit van,
Thermos flask,
Tartan blanket,
Plaster cast,
Ginger biscuit,
Brighton peer,
Lovely cuppa,
Is it dear?

Beach is no-go,
Antiques road show,
Sod it,
Rain,
The kids can pogo,

More rice cripies?
Conan,
Christie,
Who made lanes,
So bloody twisty?

Sunshine?
Keep it,
Not our remit,
Where would all the,
Clotted cream fit?

Caravan,
Clan,
Tins of Spam,
It’s how we roll,
Who needs a tan?

Gwen